Welcome to my Web S2ite!
Hey! you! Down here!
Things arent finished yet and im still working on it but for now you can just chill
Then you can replace all of the text with your own. For more customization, the CSS code has comments to explain what each part changes. Please read through the code - even if you have no idea what it means.
If you're feeling up for a challenge, I put together a guide which goes over the structure of how this layout is built, along with some specific tips on how to edit it in certain ways.
Check the links in the sidebar for more resources to build your own website!
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Rub my belly hiss swipe at owner's legs sniff catnip and act crazy growl at dogs in my sleep sit on the laptop for hiss at vacuum cleaner i like to spend my days sleeping and eating fishes that my human fished for me.
Head nudges eat my own ears. Hey! you there, with the hands why can't i catch that stupid red dot, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff, or roll over and sun my belly curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels.
Welcome to my Layout Maker!
Please read this first!
This tool generates a layout that is responsive, which means it looks great on phones! Use dropdowns above to customize your layout's general features. Click the button to generate your HTML and CSS, and paste it into a file on Neocities.
Then you can replace all of the text with your own. For more customization, the CSS code has comments to explain what each part changes. Please read through the code - even if you have no idea what it means.
If you're feeling up for a challenge, I put together a guide which goes over the structure of how this layout is built, along with some specific tips on how to edit it in certain ways.
Check the links in the sidebar for more resources to build your own website!
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Welcome to my Layout Maker!
Please read this first!
This tool generates a layout that is responsive, which means it looks great on phones! Use dropdowns above to customize your layout's general features. Click the button to generate your HTML and CSS, and paste it into a file on Neocities.
Then you can replace all of the text with your own. For more customization, the CSS code has comments to explain what each part changes. Please read through the code - even if you have no idea what it means.
If you're feeling up for a challenge, I put together a guide which goes over the structure of how this layout is built, along with some specific tips on how to edit it in certain ways.
Check the links in the sidebar for more resources to build your own website!
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Pourquoi rester seul assis sur son lit?
L'orchestre est au complet,
La vie est un grand cabaret,
Viens donc au cabaret.
Oublie ton boulot, oublie tes soucis,
Les musiciens sont prêts.
La vie est un grand cabaret,
Viens donc au cabaret
Viens boire du vin,
Viens voir l'ambiance,
Viens faire le beau,
Viens faire la fête.
Par ici ta table est prête.
Chassons ces prophètes
Porteurs de malheurs,
De larmes et de regrets.
La vie est un grand cabaret,
Viens donc au cabaret
J'avais une vieille amie qui s'app'lait Elsie,
Nous partagions un vrai taudis à Chelsea.
Elle n'était pas de toute première jeunesse,
Mais avec ses clients elle faisait des prouesses.
Sa mort a fait jaser toutes ses voisines,
«Pour sûr! Bien trop d'alcool et d'cocaïne!»
Mais sur son lit de mort c'était une reine,
Le plus heureux des cadavres dont j'me souvienne.
Depuis, je pense à Elsie bien souvent.
Je la vois qui répétait en souriant :
Pourquoi rester seul assis sur ton lit?
L'orchestre est au complet,
La vie est un grand cabaret.
Viens donc au cabaret.
Oublie ton boulot, oublie tes soucis,
Les musiciens sont prêts.
La vie est un grand cabaret,
Viens donc au cabaret.
Et j'ai compris, oui j'ai compris,
S'il faut partir un jour,
Je choisis sans regret
De partir comme Elsie.
Du creux du berceau
Au fond du tombeau,
Bien court est le trajet.
La vie est un grand cabaret,
Rien d'autre qu'un grand cabaret,
Et j'adore ce cabaret